Words and Thoughts: The Infinite Journey to Gary, Indiana
Hello again, alleged readers! Sometimes, people come up to me and say, “Stav! How are you doing?” I often turn away from whatever I’ve recently...
Words and Thoughts: Ambiguity, Several Thoughts on the Matter
Top of the mornin’ to ya once more, alleged readers! I can finally do an Australian accent now, and I’m very excited about it. I...
Words and Thoughts: Tim Horton’s — Australian for “Coffee”
Top of the mornin’ to ya once more, alleged readers! I can finally do an Australian accent now, and I’m very excited about it. I...
Words and Thoughts: Bananas, The Club
If Brad eats 50 million bananas at once, Brad will be exposed to 5,000 millisieverts of radiation. The radiation will be detrimental to Brad’s health;...
Words and Thoughts: The Terraces of Ontario, Canada
Hello again, alleged readers. I don’t typically send all of you these faxes regarding current events. It reduces the syndication value for when I will...
Words and Thoughts: Theater of the Absurd, the Squround Files
Hello again, alleged readers! I’ve just spent the past business week reading the Talk Page on Wikipedia (where commentary on Wikipedia Article edits is discussed)...
Words and Thoughts: Saddam’s Folly, The Roller Rinks of the Central Time Zone
Hello again, alleged readers! I have a list of complaints, and I’d like to formally lodge them here. Sauerkraut – it’s unacceptable. People who say...
Words and Thoughts: Les Bandits de la Revière Ville Quadruples
Hello again, alleged readers. We begin today’s fax with a reading from Paul’s letter to the Corinthians: Dear Bob and Sue Corinthian, It is your...
Words and Thoughts: Chicago, Home of The Sheboygan Bread Child
Hello again, alleged readers! Everyone always says, “Stav, you’re so mysterious,” “Stav, what do you do with your time?”, “Stav, I have no idea how you...
Words and Thoughts: Boobies, Tits, and Stankies: A Scholarly Article
Hello again, alleged readers! I spent most of Tuesday last week up a tree, as usual; so that is not newsworthy. Probably not even noteworthy. However,...