Words and Thoughts: Blue Goofballs, Ahoy!
Hello again, alleged readers! Sometimes I think I want to say “Hi, alleged readers”, but then I chicken out. Perhaps someday. In the meantime, hello! Again....
Words and Thoughts: Equinophobia and the Buggles
Hello again, alleged readers! I, Stav Knudsenen, recently bought a polo mallet. “But Stav, you don’t play polo, and are afraid of horses,” I can...
Words and Thoughts: A Dustland Fairytale, by Neon Tiger
Hello again, alleged readers! Here is a list, ranked best to worst, of the songs found on the standard issues of the first three studio...
Words and Thoughts: John Elway : Josh Allen :: Blockbuster : Netflix
Hello again, alleged readers. I’m so glad you’re here! You’re reading this fax just in time to help me with my latest project at work....
Words and Thoughts: Dirk Nowitzki vs The Penguin Wizards
Hello again, alleged readers! I’d like to place a sports bet on sports. I feel like every time I switch between watching reruns of the TV...
Words and Thoughts: Lather, Rinse, Repeat, Surprise!
Hello again, alleged readers! Did y’all know that there are things inside Amazon boxes? I’m talking a lot of different things. I had no idea. I mean, it seems...
Words and Thoughts: Beff Bergwignon, and a Tiger
Hello again, alleged readers! What is beef bourguignon, and how do you pronounce it? I read it all the time, on account of the fact...
Words and Thoughts: Low on Peeps, Diogenes’ Cow
Hello again, alleged readers. I started arriving to work this week, after several weeks of not arriving to work. I must say, arriving to work...
Words and Thoughts: Stav’s Off Strike, Here’s How
Hello again, alleged readers! S.O.S. Stav’s Off Strike. So much has happened since I last faxed you. The world is practically a different place! For...
Words and Thoughts: August 15, 2024
Hello again, alleged readers. S.O.S. Stav's On Strike. The normal channels of communication are breaking down, and my reasonable requests are not being heard, and...