Words and Thoughts: Petrichor, Geosmin, and Ozone
Hello again, alleged readers! Well, it happened again, I accidentally finished a box of donuts. I was only just going to eat one donut, but...
Words and Thoughts: Stav Breaks His Silence, Forever
Hello again, alleged readers. I’m breaking my silence! I’ve been sitting at my desk here for at least three minutes, I think, in silence. I...
Words and Thoughts: Doodyhead v. Stumpus, Tot Law
Hello again, alleged readers! And an equally enthusiastic hello to my old friend, Stumpus. Growing up I used to call the neighbor girl in my...
Words and Thoughts: Learned Gaffs, Lost at Point A
“Oh! I didn’t see you there. Hello again, alleged readers…” Is what I would say if I were on a television show and the show...
Words and Thoughts: Belp to Münchenbuchsee, at the Speed of Pez
Hello again, alleged readers. Due to unforeseen circumstances beyond my control, I’ve found myself on exactly three different high-speed French trains this week. Due to...
Words and Thoughts: The Din of Inevitability, the Babble, Even
Hello again, alleged readers! Last week I read an advertisement for a custom grave headstone that read, “When the time comes, how will your story...
Words and Thoughts: Emperor Stav, Lord of the Alligators
Hello again, alleged readers! It’s the cold time of year again, and that’s when ol’ Stav usually takes a vacation: A few years ago, I...
Words and Thoughts: Space Cadet, Fox
Hello again alleged readers! I found the internet again! I thought when they took it away from me last time that I’d never be able to...
Words and Thoughts: Aliens in Cars, Getting Coffee
Hello again, alleged readers! This last week I had just come in from machete practice in the backyard, and planned to sit down to watch Rick...
Words and Thoughts: More Paper, More Toilet!
Hello again, alleged readers! I recently lost most of your fax numbers in a terrible accident in which I wanted to see what would happen...