Words and Thoughts: The Din of Inevitability, the Babble, Even
Hello again, alleged readers! Last week I read an advertisement for a custom grave headstone that read, “When the time comes, how will your story...
Words and Thoughts: Emperor Stav, Lord of the Alligators
Hello again, alleged readers! It’s the cold time of year again, and that’s when ol’ Stav usually takes a vacation: A few years ago, I...
Words and Thoughts: Space Cadet, Fox
Hello again alleged readers! I found the internet again! I thought when they took it away from me last time that I’d never be able to...
Words and Thoughts: Aliens in Cars, Getting Coffee
Hello again, alleged readers! This last week I had just come in from machete practice in the backyard, and planned to sit down to watch Rick...
Words and Thoughts: More Paper, More Toilet!
Hello again, alleged readers! I recently lost most of your fax numbers in a terrible accident in which I wanted to see what would happen...
Words and Thoughts: Life, Death, and Cardboard Tubes
Life, Death, and Cardboard Tubes Hello again, alleged readers! I was recently watching one of the TVs in the Walmart, like I do on Tuesdays, and...
Words and Thoughts: Pretend This Headline Looks Like a Roller Coaster
Words and Thoughts, in that Order Stav - Knudsenen - Week of October 13, 2025Words and Thoughts, in that OrderStav KnudsenenWeek of October 13, 2025...
Words and Thoughts: Stav vs. The Mail, Again
Hello again, alleged readers. Well, it happened again. I know I said it wasn’t going to, but it did. I know I told everyone that...
Words and Thoughts: Next Stop, Laser Mountain
Hello again, alleged readers. Day in and day out it feels like I’m being held down at work. My upward mobility is constantly stifled. All...
Words and Thoughts: Cheese Shaped Legos, or Lego Shaped Cheeses
Hello again, alleged readers. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking this week, but not about the usual stuff like why some cheese is round...