Words and Thoughts: Equinophobia and the Buggles
Hello again, alleged readers! I, Stav Knudsenen, recently bought a polo mallet. “But Stav, you don’t play polo, and are afraid of horses,” I can...
Words and Thoughts: A Dustland Fairytale, by Neon Tiger
Hello again, alleged readers! Here is a list, ranked best to worst, of the songs found on the standard issues of the first three studio...
Words and Thoughts: John Elway : Josh Allen :: Blockbuster : Netflix
Hello again, alleged readers. I’m so glad you’re here! You’re reading this fax just in time to help me with my latest project at work....
Words and Thoughts: Dirk Nowitzki vs The Penguin Wizards
Hello again, alleged readers! I’d like to place a sports bet on sports. I feel like every time I switch between watching reruns of the TV...
Words and Thoughts: Lather, Rinse, Repeat, Surprise!
Hello again, alleged readers! Did y’all know that there are things inside Amazon boxes? I’m talking a lot of different things. I had no idea. I mean, it seems...
Words and Thoughts: Beff Bergwignon, and a Tiger
Hello again, alleged readers! What is beef bourguignon, and how do you pronounce it? I read it all the time, on account of the fact...
Words and Thoughts: Low on Peeps, Diogenes’ Cow
Hello again, alleged readers. I started arriving to work this week, after several weeks of not arriving to work. I must say, arriving to work...
Words and Thoughts: Stav’s Off Strike, Here’s How
Hello again, alleged readers! S.O.S. Stav’s Off Strike. So much has happened since I last faxed you. The world is practically a different place! For...
Words and Thoughts: August 15, 2024
Hello again, alleged readers. S.O.S. Stav's On Strike. The normal channels of communication are breaking down, and my reasonable requests are not being heard, and...
Words and Thoughts: August 15, 2024
Hello again, alleged readers! I spent my morning loiterating by the sink in the breakroom kitchen. I know that "loiterating" is not word, but I...