Words and Thoughts: Stav, Not Jimothy
Hello again, alleged readers. I feel that it is necessary at present for me to issue an official statement:
I am not, nor have I ever been, “Jimothy”. I will not make any further statements regarding this matter at this time. I appreciate your understanding, and respect for my privacy, during this trying ordeal.
I know y’all think I’m Jimothy. I’m almost certainly not.
Sincerely,
Stav, who is not Jimothy
P.S. If I were Jimothy, I would be suing EVERYBODY for all the money ever minted on Right of Publicity grounds. Alas, as I am probably not Jimothy, I must seek other means of personal windfall at the expense of society.
P.S.S. How much do celebrity impersonators get paid usually?
