Subject Media Shutdown

Greetings, it is with deep regret that the team at Subject Magazine must issue an official announcement regarding its closure. In this proclamation, we have chosen to divulge to the public all pertinent information that has caused our unfortunate downfall.

·         The Subject Board of Directors were embezzling… laughs, making meetings a comedy of errors.

·         The Senior Editor committed fraud… their writing is so unbelievably stellar.

·         The Editor in Chief was scheming… ways to improve the magazine.

·         The Program Director committed a cybercrime… by mesmerizing listeners with their radio hosting skills.

Furthermore, it has come to our attention that other contributors to Subject have expressed their own personal grievances, compounding the existing challenges we face.

Once more we sincerely apologize for any grievances this may cause and APRIL FOOLS!